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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:09 pm

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yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
yo mama so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl
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Yo mama is so fat everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil
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Yo mama is so fat when she gets on a scale it says "to be continued"
Yo mama is so fat she's on both sides of the family
Yo mama is so fat her clothes have stretch marks


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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:41 pm

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yo mama so fat she gave the space time continuum stretch marks. lol
speaking of fat here from you tube is a chubby wolverine: http://youtube.com/watch?v=gma0mQNB7Xk


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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:49 am

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xD you two are the funnies of this forum. that's what makes it special.


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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:09 am

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lol we sure are. And let us all remember the esential question of the universe and it is not what is 6*7 as the hitch hikers guide says but the real question is , "Will the real slim shady please shut up!?"


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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:28 am

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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:43 am

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What can I say his music stinks.


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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:01 am

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one of my friends is Irish.... and she told someone to shut up and it came out:

"Shoot oop, you fool."


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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:07 am

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Yeah well you being from Australia would mean that you have an accent too right? I have a neutral accent. Not a drop of redneck slang is in me. lol


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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:15 am

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my accent is pretty much neutral. I can imitate Irish, British, Indian and Italian. oh yeah, I can do a Redneck accent too.

"shaddupa ya face!" lol


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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:49 pm

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I have an accent and it won't go away this time. Shocked haha it's new but I like it.


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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:39 am

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I love my English accent! Very Happy


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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:19 pm

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I could eat your accent if you want me too. Provided there is salt. lol


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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:42 am

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I'd like to keep my accent thanks.


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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:32 am

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You're welcome. lol


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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:39 pm

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right now i have no accent: sore throat = no talking.


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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:31 pm

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lol
Yo mama so fat she crashed a gigabit LAN party.


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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:46 pm

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yo mama so fat she split an atom. lol 2.0

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Yo mama so FAT128 she made the NTFS gain weight. lol 2.1.1


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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:49 pm

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there goes the forum. O_e 2.0



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