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A man is praying when suddenly he is whisked up to God. As he stands in awe, God says, "I am feeling generous today. Ask me for something."
The man partially regains his composure and thinks. After a moment, he speaks, "Great and might Lord, to you, a second is like 10 billion years to me, and a dime is 10 billion dollars!" After a short pause, the man continues, "Lord may I have a dime?"
God thinks for a little bit, then returns the man to Earth and says, "I'll be back in a sec." |
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lol good one.
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